Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? DOE!
Whaddaya got when ya got yourself a deer with no eyes?
Ya got no-eye-dear.
When you see a deer what do you say?
Oh Deer!
2 deer walk out of a gay bar one says to the other, i blew like 20 bucks in there
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
What do you call a deer who is funny Diralious
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said "It's something that daddy calls mommy" The little girl yells to her brother "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
what type of deer can jump higher than a house? all houses cant jump
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears? Anything you want — he can’t hear you
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said "me find food" and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian "me find food" he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said "me find food" he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
why did the deer cross the road its freind deered it to
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I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
A Biologist, a Chemist and a Statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right. The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A Dildo.
