Puns

Anonymous

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”

Animal

Anonymous

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

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Puns

Anonymous

“What do you call a deer with no eyes?” – “No-eye-deer.”

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Nut

Wickywa

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

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DOE

Anonymous

What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? DOE!

Puns

Anonymous

What is the cheapest kind of meat?

Deer Balls, two for under a Buck!

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Puns

Icy

When you see a deer what do you say?

Oh Deer!

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Bar

Anonymous

2 deer walk out of a gay bar one says to the other, i blew like 20 bucks in there

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Redneck

B-rett

Whaddaya got when ya got yourself a deer with no eyes?

Ya got no-eye-dear.

Bad

Anonymous

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female… sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general." Reporter: "But isn’t that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”

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Train

Anonymous

Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.

Funny

Nivedh jha

What do you call a deer who is funny Diralious

Stupid jokes

Anonymous

There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said “me find food” and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian “me find food” he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said “me find food” he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop

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Animal

Anonymous

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer

Train

Addy

3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks,” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.

Cross

D......fickenkid

What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A Dildo.

Week

Anonymous

Why can’t you have a tall dog… You will have pup’s in a week

Shooting

Anonymous

When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.

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Difference

Noobcake

What’s the difference between the microphone and Bambi? One is a Welsh idea, the other’s a well-shy deer.

Laugh

Anonymous

What do you call a deer with no eyes

No-eye-deer (no idea)