Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? DOE!
What do you call a deer who is funny Diralious
2 deer walk out of a gay bar one says to the other, i blew like 20 bucks in there
A Biologist, a Chemist and a Statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right. The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
what type of deer can jump higher than a house? all houses cant jump
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
Whaddaya got when ya got yourself a deer with no eyes?
Ya got no-eye-dear.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
When you see a deer what do you say?
Oh Deer!
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
why did the deer cross the road its freinds deered it to
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears? Anything you want — he can’t hear you
What do you call a deer with no ear. One ear
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said "It's something that daddy calls mommy" The little girl yells to her brother "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no balls. Still no fucking eye deer
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember there are no speed bumps..... I hit bambie
