Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. The joke is that the person stole their friend's glasses, making it sound like they just blinded them as a prank. But then, BAM! They drop the bomb that the friend is dead, so it's all good. See, it's funny because it's so wrong. You wouldn't get it, though. Based on your posts, I'd say that you've probably never even made a friend.