Vision jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No-eye-deer (no idea).

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

POOP!

Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.

Mom: OMG, why son?

Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.

Think about it, then spread LMAO.

I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!

Roses are black, violets are black.

I’m colorblind.

I wish I was blind.

I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.

It’s a job I can see myself doing.

Why can’t blind people read this?

They can’t see.

What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!

God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because these jokes are not funny.

Here's why the chicken crossed the road...

The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.

The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.

The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)

What do you call staring stares?

Stares.

You: You are such a flick pain.

Me: You are flick pain to my sight.

Have you ever heard of the eye tear?

Me either.

Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!

I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.

Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?

A: Because he couldn't see that well.

"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."

When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂

I can't see the bee.

It's by the beehive.