Vision jokes

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because these jokes are not funny.

Here's why the chicken crossed the road...

The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.

The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.

The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

Why does China have the biggest eyewear?

Because all their eyes are too small.

I can see my future in your forehead.

A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."

Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.

What do you call a blind German?

A not see.

A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.

Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.

Q: How do you blind a woman?

A: You put a windshield in front of her.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.

How are mountains able to see? They peak!

Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!

Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!