Hot pocket jokes

What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.

I would roast you but you're already so hot.

For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.

Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?

A: The honor roll.