Hot Pocket Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Million

218 views · TRUMP STEAKS · 2 years ago

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

Hot Dog

160 views · 原田 · 2 years ago

What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.

Dread

82 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Hot Pockets package with the text "Made with 100% existential dread. THE ENDLESS COSMIC VOID with the sound of a thousand collapsing stars in a suffocating groan." Instead of a typical filling, the inside shows black tentacles and other strange shapes. There is also text describing the product as "OVERWHELMINGLY STUFFED WITH VISIONS OF THE ABYSS -THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE - THE LENGTH OF TIME - THE EDGE OF REALITY" The label says "Nestle Hot Pockets"

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Roast

13 views · Smexy Baka · 4 years ago

I would roast you but you're already so hot.

Hot Dog

90 views · Anonymous321 · 3 years ago

For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

Relish

20 views · Anonymous · 8 years ago

I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.

Pocket

28 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a Hot Pockets package. The text on the package is modified to say "Dryer Lint" with "Extra Dusty" below. The filling of the Hot Pocket is a grayish color and there is a white dot and a blue dot in the filling. In the bottom left there is an image of a washing machine.

Cheese

23 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Hot Pockets box with the text "Hot Pockets" at the top. Below is a text that reads "Toe Nails" instead of "Hot Pockets" followed by "cheese with sauce in a crispy buttery crust". Below this text there is a picture of the filling.

Bee

30 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Hot Pockets box with an image of a sandwich filled with bees and used needles. The text on the box says "Hot Pockets sandwiches" and below that "Bees & Used Medical Needles".

Spit

35 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Hot Pockets box is shown with the text "Hot Pockets" on the top and "sandwiches" below. A hot pocket is shown cut open with blue bubbles inside. The text "Trombone Spit" is below the label. A trombone is shown diagonally.

Sandwich

25 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a box of Hot Pockets with the flavor label changed to Creamy Carpet and the text "Made With Organic Carpet" is visible. There's also an image of a carpet roll.

Glass

11 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Hot pockets AHHHHHHH

A Hot Pocket product box shows a picture of a Hot Pocket with filling of what looks like broken glass and the text "Broken glass with window. crispy buttery..." is above a picture of a bottle of window cleaner.

Flavor

18 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Yes men we are bringing back the weird pop tart and hot pocket flavors.

A screencap from the movie "Bad Boys" with Will Smith yelling.

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