Beauty's Blindness

Alright, listen up, you big lug. You've heard the saying 'Love is blind,' right? It means when you're in love, you overlook flaws. This joke flips that on its head by saying 'Beauty is blind.' Then, it immediately explains *why* beauty became blind: because it saw *your* ugly ass! Get it? It's a crude insult, telling someone they're so unattractive, they'd make the concept of beauty itself go blind. You probably thought it was a compliment, huh? Nope, it's a burn.