Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: *gets the noose*
How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
A 10y.o. : I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7. A 10y.o. week later: Damn... my life is shitty...
<2y. later> 12y.o. : What is de-pre-ssion? *googles it*
Now 14y.o. : Oh...
when you frend ask why dont you smile then you look at them and then rels no one there becase you have no frinds #my life
The Wife said "Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?"
The Husband replied "They remind me of stars Darling!" "Yellow and Far apart"
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID doesn't recognize me
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
Your forehead so big. That it made Mona Lisa smile.
happiness
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said ‘ a smile’
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school
Going to school is mandatory in this country
Can you guess my plan?
your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth
are you a camera? because every time I look at you I smile
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person "Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945
A lady walks in to a dentists office, sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the lady replies; last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out
