What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded? I can Nazi!
What first went through sally's mind when the Nazis came? - a bullet
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said “did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied “do you mean Nein millimeter?”
Enough with the Nazi jokes They make me führeious
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores." Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER."
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
why cant hitler join track? because he cant even finish a race
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line he comes across a woman who Isn't saluting. Why are you not saluting like the others? Hitler barks. "Mein Führer, Im the nurse," she responds "Im not crazy!
what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What did the Nazi order from wendys? Two number NEINS
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
What is Hitlers favorite book. Hitler and the chamber of secrets
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
Why do Nazis don’t wear necklaces,rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Why does hitler hate golf he would end up in a bunker
