Nazi jokes
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."
Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!