You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Blinding Baldness
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is sayin' your noggin is so shiny 'cause you ain't got no hair, it's like a mirror reflectin' light all the way to India. And get this, India is super far away, which makes your bald head extra reflecty. Also, people be usin' sunscreen with SPF 100, and you out here blindin' folks with your head. You're probably a fan of smooth jazz or somethin'.