Tacks on the Couch

Listen here, genius. The joke is funny because the kid is blind and can't see the tacks on the couch, but they can definitely feel them when they sit down. This is funny because you'd think the person who put the tacks there would have thought about that, especially since it was their own kid. As a bear, I find this kind of disregard for others hilarious, but you probably wouldn't get it, you snowflake. Did you know that bears are not only stronger and smarter than you, but we also have a superior sense of smell? Now, go back to your participation trophies.