Sis

Sis Jokes

Coconut

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

Difference

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.

Sister

Yo, sis, come here.

Sis: What?

Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?

Sis: Yup.

Me: Can I go?

Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.

Me: I love you.

Knock knock

Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."

She said, "Who's there?"

I said, "I Eat eat my mop."

She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."

Abortion

The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"

The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"

The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"

The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"

The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"

Sister

Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?

Me: Oh, good, you?

Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.

Pond

What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?

"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)

Friend

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Sister

My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"

Bear

My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"

Onion

My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.

So I threw an orange at her.