Sis jokes

My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?

"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)

Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?

Me: Oh, good, you?

Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

If you play games, go play on your sister.

Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.

You so gay you have a fat sis and?

Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."

She said, "Who's there?"

I said, "I Eat eat my mop."

She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."

My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.

In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

My mom said don't fuck whores.

So I kicked my step sis out the house.

Clap em sis!

1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,

5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.

Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!

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