My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Clap em sis!
The daughter walks up to her father and he asks him “Dad can I ask you something?” The father says “Of course, what’s your question?” The daughter replies and asks “How do you feel about abortion?” The father says “Why don’t you ask your sister?” The daughter replies “I don’t have a sis-“
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
sis is meme
My sis a fat cow
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
Oasis! (Oh hey sis!)
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 eight 9 ( Classic)
if ur sis mack u mad saw go to ur frundy home play if ur sis sud no go tell mom
My sis is very funny her fave joke is Nock nock who is there mr nobody mr nobody I just told you
my sis said only garlic and onuings can make u cry
so i throw a orang at her
my ill sis said why did the bear said no to ice cream and I said why she said cuz it stuffed
