My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Clap em sis!
The daughter walks up to her father and he asks him “Dad can I ask you something?” The father says “Of course, what’s your question?” The daughter replies and asks “How do you feel about abortion?” The father says “Why don’t you ask your sister?” The daughter replies “I don’t have a sis-“
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
sis is meme
My sis a fat cow.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
