Red Ice Cream Recipe

Alright, listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins! So, the 'joke' is about how to turn white ice cream red. The 'punchline' suggests blending a baby into it. Get it? It's funny because it's super messed up and nobody would actually do that... because they aren't total idiots, unlike you. You probably think a balanced diet is a cupcake in each hand.