Suicide Bomber's Fear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a suicide bomber who, you'd think, would be scared of blowing up, right? But nah, the real fear is probably something else, like failing or just being dead. It's funny 'cause it flips what you expect. You probably think blowing up is scary because you watch too many movies, but in reality, you are more likely to die from heart disease. Sad, but true.