Violence jokes

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”

Vote for the better joke.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

How do you make a mime cry?

You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.

A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.

Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.

There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”

School and Boot Camp are a lot alike. The only difference is that in school, you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.

Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?

Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.

Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)

My therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds," so I stabbed him.

Now we wait.

O-Block

Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?

A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.

Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.

The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.

The guys show up and the guards shoot them.

The guys die because the guards used real guns.

What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.