Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
Violence Jokes
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gonna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘re re‘ and you're like ‘re re’ yourself, motherfucker, and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SURPRISE, the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
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