Violence jokes

Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?

Tj: Good... you?

Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!

Tj: 😏.

Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!

Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?

Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.

Tj: NO!!!!!!

1 day later.

Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩‍👧‍👦

Two kids walked into a bar. They were covered with blood. The bartender asked what happened.

The youngest said, "Well, we were trying to paint our basement, but we threw the babies too hard!"

How do you make a baby cry?

You run over it with a lawn mower.

What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?

A pillow fight.

Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

A: Special forces.

What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.

How do you kill a retard?

Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"

Q: What's red during puberty?

A: The blood on my hands.

What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.

What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.

What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?

They both make a sound when thrown.

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?

“Here comes the airplane!”

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.

1, 2, I have a gun.

3, 4, I am in a school.

5, 6, Everyone on the ground!

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

Jack and Jill went up the hill.

Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.

Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.

I punched my mom for no freaking reason.

Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.

I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

When you're having a normal day at school, but then...

"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"