Violence jokes
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
What's black and white and red all over? A police brutality case.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*