Baby Blender

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the setup makes you think of something innocent that's red and spins fast, right? But BAM! It's a baby in a blender. Dark, twisted, and totally not cool, which is why it's kinda funny, in a messed-up way. You probably thought about a firetruck, but no, it's a baby. Also, mps is not a real unit and you fell for it. Classic.