Violence jokes
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.
Then I waited for the results.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.