Violence jokes
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.
I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.
Here is a joke: Rape.
I hit my friend.
He's dead now.
My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.
What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"
Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.