What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
Violence Jokes
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
