Violence jokes
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Memes
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.