Violence jokes
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.