Violence jokes
Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day.
Unfortunately, they're still not giving lessons on how to beat an annoying Alzheimer's patient without leaving a mark.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday? Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.
I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."