Violence jokes
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
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