Violence jokes

A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.

Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)

They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.

Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?

Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?

So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

The Western Front is domestic violence.

When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What is the difference between a broom and a mop?

It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.

What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?

Optimistic.

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!

My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.

+1 Comet.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"

Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?