Violence jokes
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)