Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
Violence Jokes
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.
Then I waited for the results.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
