Violence jokes
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Memes
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Clap em sis!
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.