Violence jokes

Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.

The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

Vote for the better joke.

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.

I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.

If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?

When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.

If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.

Cheer on the rapist if you want.

A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"

The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?

Breakfast in bed!

My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.

what's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop up an onion.

What do a black person and Alexander Hamilton have in common?

They both got shot.

90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.

So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."

People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.