Bomber jokes
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.