Bomber jokes
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?