Bomber jokes
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.