Bomber

Bomber Jokes

Dad

Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.

Suicide Bomber

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

Water

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

Feminist

What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.

Bomb

I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."

Pigeon

Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?

A: A suicide bomber.

Volcano

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered.

Puberty

What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits for the blow up.

Jet

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*