what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work...
He’s a suicide bomber.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?
an rcxd (remote control explosive)
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up He pressed the red button
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide actually does something when triggered.
i dont want to die alone.... that is why i am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
I talked to a future suicide bomber, I told him, "ISIS ain't got Sh** on me because I Planted a bomb and lived."
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park .
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car
A: A suicide bomber
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits the blow up
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan Mosque." Damn thats a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
what did the bomber say the the jet?
sorry bro, I gotta bomb. *WAIT NO-*
