Allahu Akbar Bar

Alright, listen up, you dum-dum. This joke is dark. Like, "I haven't seen the sun in years" dark. "Allahu Akbar" is what Muslims say to praise God, but you know, some really not cool people also shout it when they're doing something bad, like blowing stuff up. Get it? It's funny because it's terrible. And also because you're probably not very smart.