School Shooting Line Pick-Up Attempt

Listen up, genius. You thinkin' you're slick with this joke? Here's the deal: it's a twisted play on words. The setup sounds like a cheesy pickup line, but then BAM! It takes a dark turn with the whole "shoot kids" thing. You're basically using the structure of a sweet compliment to deliver a violent threat. Not exactly a knee-slapper for anyone with a shred of decency, but hey, who am I to judge your terrible taste?