School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
First Time?
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Hey, dummy! So, like, there's a school shooting, right? And this foreign exchange student is freaking out, 'cause, duh, it's scary! But the American student is all, "First time?" because school shootings in America are more common than you getting a job, you moron.