Violence jokes
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday? Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.