Violence jokes

Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.

A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.

I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Get a head in life by decapitating someone.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

Predator 2.

What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?

Sells the wheelchair.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at three hoes.

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?

Helen Killer.

Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"

The terrorists both say, "A beer."

The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"

One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"

What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

Here is a joke: Rape.

How many kids does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂

Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?

She said a monster attacked her.

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?

He grew up a Florida Man, after all.

There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.

Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.