When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
INKVILLE
IF YOU TALK SHIT I WIL TALK SHIT
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)