If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do you call a taliban in a bath bath bomb
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
how do taliban parents feed their babys?
"here comes the plane.. weeee, BOOM 💥"
Am american walks into an afghan bar, joke Afghanistan does have bars because of the tailiban
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
