Taliban jokes

If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?

A: Because there's a Target on every corner.

What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

I don't know... I just fly the drone.

What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?

Nothing, they blew him up.

What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."

I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.

Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!

What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?

"Okay, Boomer."

How do Taliban parents feed their babies?

"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"

An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.

Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.