Doge jokes

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.

Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because no one misses them.

I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.

Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?

They don't have a home to run to.

What do you call a sad Doge?

What?

Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!

DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do Doges like? Memes.

As a little boy, I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.

The next day my dad tells me, "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."

So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked, "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."

My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?

Ohhh, an owner.

billie: hi.

me: You wanna hear a story?

billie: Yes, sure.

me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.

Named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I can say, “Get down, Syndrome!”

Like if your best friend has a dog.