If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Orphan Punching
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Explanation
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you dummy. The joke is that orphans don't have parents. So, if you punch one, they can't tell their parents, because they don't frickin' HAVE any. Now, I know you're probably thinking, "But Explain bear, that's mean!" Yeah, well, so are you! You probably still watch Caillou and think it's peak television.