Violence jokes
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!
A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Slay.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Memes
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
Guns control.