Did you see my dad?

  • One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.

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    Listen up, buttercup. So, this dude is walking down the street, right? Gets jumped by a crackhead, pops a cap in him (because apparently, he skipped all the de-escalation training). Runs home all freaked out, and the wife is like, "Hey, did you see my dad?" Turns out, the crackhead was the wife's dad. I know it is dark, but you'll be okay.

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