Dead Hooker vs Watermelon

  • What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?

    The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, dummy! The joke is funny because it compares a dead hooker to a watermelon. The punchline is that the watermelon doesn't scream when you slice it, which is funny because, well, watermelons don't scream, but hookers... well, you get the idea. You probably don't know what a hooker is, so you should ask your parents.

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