Vibe jokes

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.

Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.

I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”

Viggie tickles.

Verga.

Vaseline

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!

The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.