Vibe jokes

I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.

Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don't care if she has one.

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.

The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.

It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.