Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.
So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.
This didn't actually happen.
Okay, so listen up, genius. Some dude is makin' a mess in this guy's yard and then gets all exhibitionist. So, the next day, the guy shoots him in the junk with a BB gun. But get this: it didn't actually happen. It's supposed to be funny because it's unexpected and kinda messed up, but honestly, it's about as funny as you are smart.
