Fruit Punch jokes
How do you make a fruit punch?
You give it a pair of boxing gloves.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.