Fruit Punch jokes

What is a superhero’s 🦸‍♀️ favorite drink?

Fruit punch!

How do you make a fruit punch?

You give it a pair of boxing gloves.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?

Fruit punch.

What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.

I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.

Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"

He was so naughty!

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.