Fruit Punch jokes

How do you make a fruit punch?

You give it a pair of boxing gloves.

What is a superhero’s 🦸‍♀️ favorite drink?

Fruit punch!

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?

Fruit punch.

What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.

I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.

Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"

He was so naughty!

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?