Fruit Punch jokes
How do you make a fruit punch?
You give it a pair of boxing gloves.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. However, the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
The first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed. But you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, "Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!"