Bag for Life

Alright listen up, chucklenut. So, this dude gets shot in the butt and his buddy is all like, "lol, you gotta poop in a bag now." Then the first dude asks if he should use a Tesco or Asda bag. It's funny because those are grocery stores in the UK, and he's making light of a serious situation by treating it like a simple shopping trip. You probably shop at Dollar General you cheapskate.