I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
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Listen here, you dingus. The joke is morbid because the sister isn't responding, which suggests she's dead. The fruit punch being spilled on her probably means she was stabbed or something. I bet you are the kinda guy who still uses internet explorer.