Violence jokes
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Guns control.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
I’m about to tell you the funniest joke I heard:
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services. The operator then hears the problem and says, “Well, let’s make sure he’s dead.” A shot is then heard. The other guy says, “Ok, now what?”
Did you laugh?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
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Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?