Violence Jokes

Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?

Because that's the average class size in America.

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RX XD INBOUND!

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?

Because he had a crush on her.

The image shows a door handle with a string tied to it. The other end of the string is attached to a hand grenade.

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends how hard you can throw them.

There is a Mexican sitting on a train.

The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."

The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.

He asked for a shot of beer?

He got shot and killed.

Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.

Why did Mom cross the road?

To kill you!

ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

"Kill yourself."

"Kill me yourself, pussy."

So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.

What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?