Violence jokes
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Slay.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.