Cannibal's Practice

Alright listen up, nimrod! So, like, there's this cannibal, right? And he asks another cannibal if he can, like, *practice* eating him. Get it? It's funny 'cause cannibals eat people, and this one wants to use the other for practice. It's dark, like your soul, but hey, that's the joke! You probably think ketchup is spicy, don't you?