Dynamite jokes

A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."

What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.

What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?

Might in dynamite.

I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.

"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."

"Oh no, I won't!"

"Oh yes, you will!"

"Oh, I won't!"

"Oh yes, you will!"

"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.