So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.
So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"
I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"
She said, "*sniff* yes."
Listen up, buttercup. This here "joke" is about a girl whose friend is sad because she got dumped. Our comedian tries to cheer her up with a joke, but it backfires. The friend gets mad, but then the comedian offers to beat up the ex-boyfriend, and suddenly everything is sunshine and rainbows. So basically, violence solves everything for these folks. You are probably the kind of dummy who thinks getting even is bad. Newsflash: life is about settling scores!
