Violence jokes
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
Roses are red, my name is Dan...
TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
How do you kill a tranny?
Misgender it to death.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.