Violence jokes
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
the face of a murderer
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)