Life Support jokes
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.