Life Support

Life Support Jokes

When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, “You use way too much technology!”. Jim then said, “No, YOU use too much technology!” and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.

What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . "You little bastard!"

My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

My grandpa said "you kids relied on to much electronic's" I said well we will see about that *unplugging life support * me* oops

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

my grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support...

What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket? Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.