What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
My father said I'm to reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
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When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, “You use way too much technology!”. Jim then said, “No, YOU use too much technology!” and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can't kill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the "game"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . "You little bastard!"
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
my grandpa unplugged the AC so i unplugged his life support
My grandpa said "you kids relied on to much electronic's" I said well we will see about that *unplugging life support * me* oops
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida." I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was "You unplugged my life support", that's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
my grandma unplugged the internet cable so i unplugged her life support
What is the definition of a woman? A life support system for a vagina
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My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology... I call him a hypocrite, and unplug his life support... 😄😆🔥👍
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. 24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back. 31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
