McDonald's Nuggets

Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, you smooth brain. The joke implies McDonald's killed someone for stealing nuggets. I know you are not smart, but that's because you eat too many nuggets!

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