What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
