Violence jokes
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.