Violence jokes
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
I gotta do terrorist :)
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Damn.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
How do you make a baby cry? You punch it in the face.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.
Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?