Violence jokes
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.