Violence jokes
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
Memes
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
O-Block
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.