Violence jokes

What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?

Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.

Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.

What did John say after someone shot his leg?

Oof!

When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.

It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.

You're dead inside.

(Stabs him 23 times)

What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?

My last if she knows what's good for her.

Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-

Technoblade: R.I.P orphan

Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.

When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.

By the way, have you seen my sister?

Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)

My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.

Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.

Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bum.

Bum who?

Bum holding a pistol!

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.

O-Block

So I punched an orphan...

What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???

Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?

'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.

I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!