Violence jokes

Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bum.

Bum who?

Bum holding a pistol!

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.

O-Block

So I punched an orphan...

What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???

Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?

'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.

I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!

If you’re bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What does a wife and a boombox have in common?

They only work when you beat them.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.

What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?

The bottom one ate its way out!

How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?

As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.

I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.

POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.

Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.

The ice cream man tried to murder me today.

What's the POINT in stabbing people?

HAHAHA

I hit my friend.

He's dead now.

What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?

The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.