Violence jokes

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.

When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.

I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?

U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."

"If you got a question, just shoot!"

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

Because he got fired!

A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.

If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?