Violence jokes
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
X is for X-treme shooting!
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Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.
Kindly yeet someone!
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?