Violence jokes

How did the gay man die? Homicide.

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

What's black and grey and red all over?

A dead r******.

One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!

How many thots have I bullied?

Three. The rest are dead.

If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?

My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"

So I threw my dictionary at her.

An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.

The death toll went sky high.

What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?

What?

Chidori. :)

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.

You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.

How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"

You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!