My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. The teacher says words can't hurt you, right? So, this genius throws a dictionary, which is FULL of words, at her to prove her wrong. Get it? It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda violent. You're probably the kinda guy who still uses dial-up, aren't you?