There are two kids sitting in a classroom Lily and john Lily sleeps in class everyday.The teacher asks lily who made heaven and earth john pokes her with a pencil she shouts JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY teacher says that's right the teacher says the next day she asks the same question john pokes her with a pencil she shouts JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY that's right the teacher says next day she asks lily what did Eve say to adam after their 100th john pokes her again IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME IMMA BREAK IT IN HALF she shouts.
my life makes me wanna *bang*
knock knock whos there my i may i who may i put this pussy on your mouth
so a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said hi i'm your new dad the kid did not think about it and then he did and said but i already have a dad the mom said that was not your real dad
well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire
when i get home from school i always lay on my floor crying and wishing i was deid.
when you are sitting out side at school and this boy come up to you with a rock in his hand and says do you know where mrs stewrt is at
when you say i wish i could cut of these bumps on my neck. (your mom walking to you with a knife)
my best opinion: when life goes to hell you just go down with it
when your mom says it will all be ok if you just .........(bang) *their is blood on the floor*