Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Alright listen up, genius. This joke is dark, like your future. The "me" character is suggesting that the boy should hang himself. The "rope" and "chair" are implements for suicide. The "friend" is an accomplice. You probably need a friend like that so you two can watch paint dry together.
Anonymous
I don't get it.