What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
I like my women like I like my eggs.
Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
