The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Violence Jokes
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I slit my wrists.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
