Violence jokes
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
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