Dictionary jokes
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.