Thot jokes

What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?

The thot that counts.

Why is the penis so light?

Because even thots can lift them.

What do you call an emo strip club?

Suicidal Thots.

Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?

A. To organize his thots.

Words that have "ho" in them:

Thot

Whore

Asshole

Horrible

Horena (my ex gf)

What's that stupid girl in your class called?

Thot.

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

How many thots have I bullied?

Three. The rest are dead.

Rot in hell?

More like nasty-ass thot in a well.

Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.

I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.

My friend is a pimp.

I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.

Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.

I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Humanity.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.