Cji2009

Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?

God chose Plan B.

How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?

Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁

What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.

How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?

One of the two actually came back.😂

What’s the bravest thing a man can do?

Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.